King Kong in an Apron (Scottish Men)

My Index To Sex

King Kong in an Apron (Scottish Men) - Ep13

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King Kong in an Apron (Scottish Men) - Ep13

The Mystery of the Pussy Pack

Lynn Ferguson

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Sephe Haven

Sep 17, 2024

Transcript

In this episode of 'My Index to Sex,' Lynn and Sephe focus on her experiences with Scottish clients. Hilarious and unexpected, the duo discusses everything from professional endurance to tartan-clad events and Haggis. Brace yourself for laughs and jaw-dropping stories about unexpected client encounters, 'pussy packs,' and unique client requests.

00:00 Introduction to My Index to Sex

02:14 Sephe's Acting Background and Professionalism

05:14 Challenges of Being an Escort

07:27 The St. Andrews Society Event

08:03 Navigating Clients at the Event

14:44 Post-Event Reflections

15:22 Scottish Names and Genealogy

16:12 Scottish Penis Statistics

17:14 Comparing Scottish and Irish Men

19:50 Haggis and Scottish Cuisine

21:35 Bill Cheese Grater and Paula Brie

29:05 Concluding Thoughts and Farewell

Discussion about this podcast

My Index To Sex

Each week, former escort, Sephe Haven picks out an index card from her box.

Every index card contains the handwritten details of a client she saw, or was warned to avoid.

Our host, Lynn Ferguson, gives the client a fictitious name, and then the conversation begins. Lynn asks the obvious questions we would all like to ask, and then adds her unique, and often funny, perspective on the most common and yet most secret profession.

The resulting podcast is a quirky, and utterly female perspective of this work. Each episode uncovers broad lessons on sexuality, relationships, and the quirks of men that are only shown when they think no one is looking.

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