Woody Chopper, Billy Groat

My Index To Sex

Woody Chopper, Billy Groat - Ep 3

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Woody Chopper, Billy Groat - Ep 3

Are you Lumbering then?

Sephe Haven

and

Lynn Ferguson

Jul 09, 2024

Transcript

Meet 'Woody Chopper,' a lumber enthusiast with a knack for wood carving and some intriguing personal quirks. From discussing the Scottish phrase 'lumber' to dissecting a complex astrological personality, tune in for an amusing and intimate exploration. Get ready for candid conversations about handling clients' unique needs, redirecting thoughts with a playful twist, and the occasional unexpected pick-up line. Discover why belligerence can sometimes be sexy and much more!

00:47 Drawing a Card from the Box

01:15 Woody Chopper's Story

02:00 Scottish Lumber Terminology

03:34 Astrology and Personalities

04:43 Handling Client Expectations

06:05 Techniques and Challenges

10:19 Client Attitudes and Role Play

14:20 A Strange Encounter

14:48 The Gruff Billy Goat

15:17 Preparing for Guests

17:34 Doctors and Escorts

19:35 Challenges with Doctors

22:57 Choosing Clients

28:46 Final Thoughts and Reflections

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My Index To Sex

Each week, former escort, Sephe Haven picks out an index card from her box.

Every index card contains the handwritten details of a client she saw, or was warned to avoid.

Our host, Lynn Ferguson, gives the client a fictitious name, and then the conversation begins. Lynn asks the obvious questions we would all like to ask, and then adds her unique, and often funny, perspective on the most common and yet most secret profession.

The resulting podcast is a quirky, and utterly female perspective of this work. Each episode uncovers broad lessons on sexuality, relationships, and the quirks of men that are only shown when they think no one is looking.

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